everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness
what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
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BTVS Favourite Moment: One Per Episode | Bring On The Night
↳Season 7 Episode 10
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how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
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stop friendzoning guys. send them to the shadow realm. much more efficient.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex
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