like the snapchats where people take pictures of like the snow outside their window and are like ‘you are more beautiful than this snow’
like naw
There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?
Fun fact: The group of people that animated this would eventually go on to make up the bulk of the company we now know and love as Studio Ghibli.
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the first girl who ever replied bye to a post must have been like yooooo
i love my new okcupid because i can spurn ugly straight boys much more efficiently than i can irl
Do you like Welcome to Night Vale, but don’t like all the pesky political correctness that comes with it? Do you wish you could enjoy a delightful fictional program without discourse on race and sexuality? Would you like to enjoy…
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wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
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fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
wait how are you supposed to say pokemon… is it “pokAYmon” that sounds hella dumb
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Erotic humanoid version of a L’Oréal Kids shampoo bottle
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Anonymous asked: OKAY BUT YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN REBLOGGED BY PIZZA, TYLEROAKLEY, SNORLAXATIVES, AND DADDYHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR SECRET
once i picked my nose so hard i had an explosive nose bleed and got out of gym class
seriously i love chinese takeout so much the more disgusting and greasy and the less it resembles actual chinese food the better tbh