ok my dad found me Original Content Hour is over
it’s like he knew exactly what to say to make me as angry as possible
i’ve spent the last twenty minutes outside taking selfies, avoiding my parents, and drinking this godawful beverage
i just found a diet dr. pepper in my basement with a best-by date in april 2012 but it tastes just like a normal diet dr. pepper! shitty & awful
ahhhhhhhh its like 70 degrees outside im so happy
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA I JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND IT SMELLS LIKE SPRING????????? THERE ARE BIRDS CHIRPING AND SHIT WTF DC
Hey
Psstt
The guy who invented the theory that vaccines cause autism had his medical license revoked for it
thats ridiculous
they took it away because he came up with a seemingly plausible theory?
They took it away because other scientists have been unable to reproduce his results, his results were made up, he didn’t even get approved by an ethics committee, and now he’s risking the health and lives of a whole bunch of people
if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever
i just got told i was simultaneously daenerys targaryen
and
nagito komaeda
and i have no idea what to feel
nika you are nagito komaeda its you
on the other hand I am simultaneously severus snape, twilight sparkle, and fitzwilliam darcy & i am very pleased by this
Don’t forget Hannibal, GLaDOS, and Sasuke Uchiha
sarah do you know what This Means
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dx11:
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
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i took off my bra and there were crumbs stuck 2 my nipples… lovin the single life
I got new Guinea Pig food with lots of flowery butterfly looking things and I wanted to share because it looks like something Fluttershy would feed to Angel.
*o* this is so cute what brand is it/do they make it for hamsters
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tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
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