Yeah sure John just look through the telescope riGHT AT THE FUCKING SUN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MOUTHBREAHING DOUCHEMUFFIN NO WONDER YOU WEA FUCKING GLASSES
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
(via funeral-gnome)
I’d like to firstly say I’m not against gay people but they are adapted to glide over short distances better than us and they digest foliage at an alarming rate and their bones are hollow allowing them to glide across water when given enough momentum i mean when does it stop?
As a white Cis male I can only burrow. That’s my only function. To burrow. I can also fire off my talons like projectiles but that’s not considered socially acceptable in 2013.
As much as I love linguistic analysis of tumblr and internet language patterns, it gives me the twitch when people call it a new dialect.
I’ve always understood it as more of a register. Wikipedia defines register as “a variety of a language used for a particular purpose or in a…
(via themanfromnantucket)
oh man i just shaved my legs for the first time in like a month & i feel like a sex goddess
Anonymous asked: where did elsa's hair go through her arm in that YouTube video??
hello lil anon! i’m surprised you haven’t seen this on the tumbles already but the answer is this
listen i can’t watch the movie Frozen because that snowman creature makes me physically ill but i’ve watched this video about 10,000 times in the past few days and let me tell you
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tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”
dad just called me into the kitchen, pulled out a bag of mouldy bread from the pantry and said “i was going to wait til christmas, but the time feels right now”