harjotlall:
“ Rats fighting then forget why
”

harjotlall:

Rats fighting then forget why

(via year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites)

aki-kouhai:

Matching icons idea for you and your friends

(via witchydarling)

foodtrucker:

I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious

(via princessofbunnies-deactivated20)

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

are people reblogging this thinking its like a scientific fact because if so

(via iminmyowncorner)

unclefather:

giant-jake:

baylorbeats:

unclefather:

if a dude don’t love me enough to keep his dick to himself and i exclusively then i don’t love him enough to keep his television from smashing the ground from 4 stories up. i don’t love him enough to keep his couch from catching fire.

i’m not a cheater (…

I’ll smack a bitch through a wall. An open hand will keep you out of jail lads.

smack a bitch thru a wall? no “bitch” would even be seen dating u. no “bitch” would wanna be seen in your vicinity. Not when U look like U eat glue sticks. U look like someone hit U with a trash can lid. They’ll put u in jail for that patchy chest hair and bedazzled glasses from claires, open hand slap or not. 

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I’ll slap that bowl cut right off ya head.

(via unclefather)

ersatzenchanter:
“ Everyone was doing an xmas pic, wanted to join in, forgot to upload here.
Planned to have a background but ran out of time.
”

ersatzenchanter:

Everyone was doing an xmas pic, wanted to join in, forgot to upload here.

Planned to have a background but ran out of time.

(via magicallittleponies)

captoring:

from a continuing series of my friends have the best props, karkat’s book

(via witchydarling)