im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
Christmas is the time of yeAr we should be thinking about what we can do for others… What we can do for others… For others.. For others for others for others
No ones yelling at the secret word with me im living with a family of cynics
I’m writing this message from the year 2013 on a Smart Phone. Yes, phones are now intelligent. I fear
nice work, bone daddy
Imagine how gross a literal muscle car would be.
anyone without a fireplace as a kid can relate to how horrific it was watching santa liquify and slowly ooze through heating vents
and the night before christmas…………..
and all through then house……..
not a creature
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
