theres this guy i know who everyone calls “sad mike” behind his back 1) to distinguish him from the other Mikes in our friend group and 2)because he’s a huge fucking drag to talk tto he’s like a depressing bowl of tapioca pudding
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
Y’ALL SLEEPIN ON MY GIRL LYNESE THO, NOBODY DID IT BETTER THAN HER
SHE HIT THAT BANKHEAD BOUNCE
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oh man visiting my grandpa tomorrow is gonna be mad depressing but at least im getting crunk afterwards?? idk
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
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I am SO, SO EXCITED to share my SVA thesis film at long last!!!!! This is what I spent most of the past year working on. It’s the biggest thing I’ve ever made, and I still couldn’t have done it without the help and support of a bunch of really awesome people. I strongly recommend watching it in HD and I hope you like it a lot! :)
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I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all
But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that