“Look, Abed’s obsession with Greendale doesn’t make him crazy. If you had gone to school there you’d be obsessed with it too. It was a messed up place. We had lockers.”
"Yeah! We’re survivors.”
(via venort)
The outlet is too far from the bed & now I’m crouched in the corner like a gargoyle shivering and wobbling bc I’m still a little drunk this is not a high point in my life
all i know is that i’m constantly tired and i want to sleep next to you
See this is the shit I was talking about… Why would you just wanna sleep next to someone it’s rly not that comfortable smh
So much cute!!
kittens kittens kittens
BAWWWWW!
(via vulpinecyanide)
Another thing: I’m not reblogging that glass pen post bc I don’t hate my followers but one of those is DEFINITELY a butt plug
Idk why y'all on this website have such massive hardons for cuddling + sleeping with someone in the same bed… Like it’s nice for a minute but by the fourth time u wake up with a knee in ur back it’s a lot less cute
Gonna get drunk and make out w some hot blonde straight girls tonight eyyyyyyyyyyy
stop showering praises on pope francis he’s a misogynist homophobe: the musical
he’s not like regular misogynist homophobes, he’s a cool misogynist homophobe
Okay,…
(via venort)
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????