youre not a true homestuck unless your significant other has grabbed ur boob and said “honk honk motherfucker” and then you walk out on them
(via witchydarling)
investment
“The problem with dating people,” she says, “is that you have to go a few months before you can even say to them, ‘Look, if we’re going to do this, I need you to watch at least seasons two through five of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’ And then that’s a lot of TV, you know? I can do a condensed version, but it’s still a lot of episodes to plow through. And then you push through all that, and everything’s good, but a little while later, what happens is: you break up. So you wind up standing at a party like this, looking across the room at three different perfectly attractive and charming men, none of whom have seen so much as a single episode of Buffy, and you’re like … I just don’t have it in me to go through this again.
"That isn’t a metaphor,” she says, “for, like, developing intimacy with each other. This is literally a Buffy-specific problem for me.”
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John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG.
and then after being friends for a while he asked her if she was seeing anyone and she said no and he said “does that mean i can pursue you now?” and she said yes and he walLKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND KISSED HER
JOHN YOU SLY DOG
wow both those things sound really shitty and creepy? like i’m glad they’re happy and whatever but the fact that tens of thousands of teenagers think that this is a cute way to treat someone you want to date is fucking terrifying and proof that John Green is a crappy role model
(via iminmyowncorner)
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
(via krawps)
higlights of twenty thirteen
- exploring abandoned buildings in DC
- trying shrooms
- meeting dante basco
- being single
- this photograph of me next to a painting of bull testicles that are the same size as my head and i look like i’ve stared into the mouth of Hell
oh wow that was adorable and the animation is so GOOD
