i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
UPDATE:
TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
how can this person even say no friends of trains has a thriving gift shop
(via vulpinecyanide)
Puffer fish release a toxin to protect themselves from predators, but dolphins have figured out how to make the fish release just the right amount and use it to get high and enter in what seems to be a trance-like state. “They [dolphins] began acting most peculiarly, hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection,” said one of the researchers.
Read more: http://bit.ly/1bxO7nj via io9through SA
This is where our tax dollars are going. I hope youre happy “socialists”
This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
(via venort)
Happy new year everyone!! I hope you all get as crunk as me 2night unless u are under the legal drinking age, in which case, shame on you
imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude
(via krawps)
obligatory selfie dump part 1 from this summer when we were sneaking around abandoned buildings
(these were all on my phone at night so not the greatest quality)
i have hot friends
(via sempiternus-noctem)
“I’m passionate about sleep. That’s why I’m wearing pajamas outside. I can’t wait to go back to bed.”
higlights of twenty thirteen
- exploring abandoned buildings in DC
- trying shrooms
- meeting dante basco
- being single
- this photograph of me next to a painting of bull testicles that are the same size as my head and i look like i’ve stared into the mouth of Hell
so basically i was the highlight of your year B)
you are the highlight of my everything..
yeah yeah i saw it i’m
debating how much i actually wanna upload those on fb oops
ok i mean u don’t have to do that but at least send them to me because i’d like to see them and stuff…
(via witchydarling)
witchydarling said: dang aight you’re missing out
this just in: tumblr user nika “witchydarling” claims i’m “missing out” by not skinning her and wearing her as a suit how fucked up is that