C:\Melanie\Documents\My Documents\My Writing\Short Stories\Erotic Shrek Fanfiction\Donkey Related\Final Draft\Donkey’s Big Dick.doc
i like this last picture of myself a lot because the bottom half of my face says “ice cream seduction” but the top half says “i’m gonna piss in ur sock drawer”
(psst girls named Helen and Molly are rly good at kissing txt it)
you heard it here folks
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
(via lvl29-moved)
so many nice pictures from last night but most of them are topless so I can’t post them
it’s TOUGH
I mean I guess I could post that but I don’t see the point when you can’t see shit at all
bc we look HELLA SEXY & cool but yeah it’s probably not the best idea
(via witchydarling)
All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle
I am now Molly’s musician slave pet
Excuse me, does this tram go to Barksville?
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
(via the-noravirus)









