meladoodle:

C:\Melanie\Documents\My Documents\My Writing\Short Stories\Erotic Shrek Fanfiction\Donkey Related\Final Draft\Donkey’s Big Dick.doc

i like this last picture of myself a lot because the bottom half of my face says “ice cream seduction” but the top half says “i’m gonna piss in ur sock drawer”

(psst girls named Helen and Molly are rly good at kissing txt it)

you heard it here folks

neckhorse:
“ this is literally the most ominous sounding thing
”

neckhorse:

this is literally the most ominous sounding thing

(via moonry)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(via lvl29-moved)

witchydarling:

jeezypetes:

witchydarling:

so many nice pictures from last night but most of them are topless so I can’t post them

it’s TOUGH

I mean I guess I could post that but I don’t see the point when you can’t see shit at all

bc we look HELLA SEXY & cool but yeah it’s probably not the best idea

(via witchydarling)

alltheladiesyouhate:
“ All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle
”

alltheladiesyouhate:

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)

deusdomini:
“ You requested!
”

deusdomini:

You requested! 

(via fuckyeahrupertgiles)

I am now Molly’s musician slave pet

cute-overload:
“ Excuse me, does this tram go to Barksville?
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
”

cute-overload:

Excuse me, does this tram go to Barksville?
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

(via the-noravirus)