January 5th, 2014 at 5:36PM

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January 5th, 2014 at 5:34PM

stopthinkingandliv:

Is this seriously steamed greens porn

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January 5th, 2014 at 5:27PM

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January 5th, 2014 at 5:18PM
angerbirds: “ luigi eats a pancake that is so good, he momentarily loses his grip on his godly powers and floats upward, his soul attracted to heaven. mario looks on, horrified at luigi’s sudden ascension. goodbye luigi ”

angerbirds:

luigi eats a pancake that is so good, he momentarily loses his grip on his godly powers and floats upward, his soul attracted to heaven. mario looks on, horrified at luigi’s sudden ascension. goodbye luigi

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January 5th, 2014 at 5:15PM

nekoise:

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lalondes:

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

This explains so much about my life

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

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January 5th, 2014 at 5:13PM

speedwag:

i dont care about dolphins they are nothing to me

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January 5th, 2014 at 3:42PM
We cannot fathom the marvelous complexity of an organic being; but on the hypothesis here advanced this complexity is much increased. Each living creature must be looked at as a microcosm—a little universe, formed of a host of self-propagating organisms, inconceivably minute and as numerous as the stars in heaven. — Charles Darwin (via currentsinbiology)
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January 5th, 2014 at 3:36PM
shittigami: “ taylorswifthecreator: “ “I wish I could wear nail polish but I have yet to find a brand catered to my hypermasculine tastes” ” these are PROPER shades that would get any red-blooded woman dripping wet and all the jocks at my gym will be...

shittigami:

taylorswifthecreator:

“I wish I could wear nail polish but I have yet to find a brand catered to my hypermasculine tastes”

these are PROPER shades that would get any red-blooded woman dripping wet and all the jocks at my gym will be jealous when i paint protein sigils on my glutes with AlphaNail polish

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January 5th, 2014 at 3:31PM

lizzorasaurus:

I want to create a clothing line based entirely on terrible 80’s/90’s anime fashions

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January 5th, 2014 at 3:30PM

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January 5th, 2014 at 3:16PM

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January 5th, 2014 at 3:07PM

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January 5th, 2014 at 2:55PM

lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

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January 5th, 2014 at 2:47PM

my mom just said “c'est la vie” and then immediately replied “la vie” to herself in a singsong voice

January 5th, 2014 at 1:47PM

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