imagine if something like pompeii happened today like a whole city would be covered in ash and preserved and hundreds of years in the future someone would dig up the city and they’d find like people walking their dogs or being on the computer and then they’d find the skeletal remains of a dude fucking his pony plush and they’d leave
my favorite child story is a little boy ran up to my friend who resembles andrew garfield and was like “ARE YOU SPIDER-MAN??” and my friend was like “oh my god this is it, this is my chance to make a child’s day” and told him he was, but then the little kid squinted at him and went “wait, no you’re not. you’re just a liar.”
your typical love story; your typical brown medieval princess who has a crush on your typical asian female jouster
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rainbow power!!
i’m gonna be drawing a lot next week, you shall see… :>
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Anonymous asked: "sincerity is the new irony" wowwwwwww so ironic who do u think u are that Gayn sungleasses kid
i never post those “ask me questions from this list!” things bc im pretty sure no one would ask me anything but sometimes i like to read the questions and answer them in my head for fun. but then i’ll get to one and i’ll be like noooooooo i can’t answer that!! its too embarrassing and then i remember im still in my own Brain
Saw this at Sac Anime
sometimes you just gotta suck a dick
aren’t you straight..?
*sucks dick nervously*
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you’ll regret that… you’ve not yet seen the wrath of my POWER CRYSTAL [smashes a geode over a dude’s head] POWER CRYSTAL
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Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
you think this is a joke but i was playing with a couple of seniors and one was like “never have i ever snorted crack off of someone else’s body” and their friend was like “wait….. wasn’t there that one time…” and they were like “aw crap nvm”
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