“My story is beautiful, but it’s too long.”
“What is it about?”
“It’s about love.”
“Oh, now you have to tell me more.”
“It’s too long. It’s too much to tell you. And I’m waiting for the bus.”
“Is it a happy story or a sad story?”
“It’s a happy story. It’s very beautiful.”
“How long is it?”
“It’s too long. Oh my God, my bus is here.”
lotsa doggy style going on in this show
what’s a girl gotta do to illegally download a neuroscience textbook around here
the internet is WORTHLESS
oh gosh thank u friend!! alas i have already looked there and on like 10 other sites and i ended up having to buy them used unu
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She wears high heels I wear horse shoes she’s cheer captain and I’m a horse
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as a man i just wanted to comment and drop my manpinion. im a guy and i agree with you, this post gets my seal of approval. as a guy i like girls better without makeup, dont worry, im a feminist too. we exist ok i am a guy. as a man on tumblr i would like to interject to tell you that i am a man and i am with you, i would totally date you. i a m a MAN this is me, a guy, dude here.
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season 5 episode 21: The Weight of the World
A True True Friend - French Version
I love this so much, and the lyrics are a bit diffrent and i like them better!
here they are under the cut
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
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Done by Shae McAfee, at Ironclad Electric Tattooing in SLC, UT.
Instagram: @electricxvisions
Tumblr: @electricxvisions
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how come we only hear about the homosexual behavior of male animals? why don’t we ever hear about, like, lesbian salamanders??
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ok so as a vegetarian i think it’s wrong to eat meat because i don’t need need to
and there are people who DO need to, for economic/geographic/health reasons. and thats fine
and there are people who just don’t care that they are literally eating dead animals– they don’t see it as wrong. and you know what? thats fine too
its the people who whenever i mention that i’m a vegetarian go “ooooooooh, you’re so good, i love animals and i feel soooooooo bad but they taste so good hahaha!” these people are morally weak and they will not survive the revolution
