i know ive told this story before but i remember one time when i was 14 i was in math class and had a picture of Andrew WK as my phone wallpaper cause thats what i was into at the time and the girl i sat next to leaned over and she was like “you think hes hot” and i was like “yeah sure”
and she was like “no you wanna know whos REALLY hot” and she pulled out a folded-up printed out picture of Lil Wayne
and then you responded with a framed, one-of-a-kind oil painting of adam sandler and her eyes glazed over, defeated
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when i realize that a long post is going to be awful, i like to scroll up to see who reblogged it. this helps me determine whether its being reblogged unironically or if i’ll be treated to some biting commentary at the end
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people on this website are always like “i want to lay in the grass and look up at the stars and hold you and love you and breathe on your neck and kiss your nipples and fart in my hand and breathe it in”
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this is why i can’t take thranduil seriously
Dumbing of Age: Danny and Blaine
you know shit’s getting real when the artist posts a reaction gif to his own comic
if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby
“That shit is cold. No, not regular cold, like cold cold man. You fucking get in that shit first. You can’t make me get in there, bruh. Nope nope nopity nope.”
“Alright, I guess I’ll…ugh, no, shit is still cold as fuck *blurblegurbleburble* FUCK Fineeeeeee I’mma do this shit. OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT IT’S COLD AS FUCK.”“wig dig!”
how do the people in game of thrones deal with making huge decisions and secret plots and weaving webs of lies it just seems so stressful i can’t even write a cover letter or leave my house when its cold outside
Ad from India which shows men how creepy they are when looking at women.
fucking spot on
I like how the ladies in the ad are all wearing different kinds of clothing too from fully covered up to not.
what the heck this feeling i have is Sad???? why am i sad what kind of bullshit sorcery is this s completely uncalled for im calling a lawyer. Who did this to me
Rainbow Hair Porn
(fromsmallviletosuperman-the third picture)
want.
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