I’m so thankful that out of all the billions and billions of galaxies and solar systems and planets I was born into the planet that has dogs on it
- cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
- me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
- cop: fuck yea bruh
(via vulpinecyanide)
I don’t have HIV or diabetes!! Hooray
Pool noodle
Other Uses
Some users like to carry around at festivals as they can provide a great source of comfort as they ‘feel nice to hold’ for upwards of four hours.[citation needed]
Link (Thanks, CarolineEAnd)
i just realized????? that david willis? creator of one of my all-time favorite webcomics, dumbing of age? along with many other noted works? reblogged one of his comics from himself with MY comment attached??? did he read my comment???????? was he amused by it???????? DID I AMUSE DAVID WILLIS??????
Whenever the elevator seems to be taking extra long, I like to turn around and ask the other passengers: “who else is terrified? Who thinks we’re all gonna die in this tiny metal box? Let’s get a show of hands
nice
— me while looking at my own blog (via unflirty)