benedictosaurus:

did u know: im fully capable of typing proper english this is a choice 

(via funeral-gnome)

jsyk im probably Not real & only exist in ur imagination

marilynmay:

Spike and troll hammer vs Buffy and troll hammer

(via boredn0w)

tentacletherapissed:

vegasmo:

naughtylittlevegan:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

F yeah

Bikers are generally great dudes

(via druidheart)

tootricky:

Penelope goes on an adventure (and falls over)

goddessofmayhem:
“ English unicorn
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goddessofmayhem:

English unicorn

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many-splendored-rat:
“ [01/01/2014]
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many-splendored-rat:

[01/01/2014]

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jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(via fishy-lin)

preciousdust said: Guilty. (Ps Helen sneezed three times while she was over, we can officially claim her as our bride).

HELLLLLL yeah wait did you not say bless you what a terrible friend you are (but what a good husband you’ll be)

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

(via monetizeyourcat-blog)

there are literally 7 bottles of snapple scattered on & around this sofa bed what a night

I’m gonna friends-with-benefitszone this guy so hard — My friend, just now

fishingboatproceeds:

smartaleckette:

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

Hufflepuff Pride!

(via funeral-gnome)

deliciousmaletears:

*white guy voice* Now look, I’m the last person to condone racism *mayonnaise begins to overflow from pockets* but you know there’s always truth behind those racial stereotypes *fedora begins to grow spontaneously on his head* and how come black people can say the n-word but I can’t? *neckbeard thickens* That’s racism.

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