tbh if an anime doesn’t start with a cute but clumsy teenage girl running late on her first day of high school i’m not interested

why do girls in anime always get off on guys patting them on the head if a dude ever put his hand on my head as if i were a dog of some sort he would lose that hand Forever

karl-nagisa:

what is the point of gatorade if it doesnt even give you gator powers i dont want to replenish electrolytes i want to become an alligator

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“ Johnny Cash never stopped adoring June.
”

Johnny Cash never stopped adoring June.

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carsonphillips:

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

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potatofart:
“ beserkclothing:
“ This rockabilly vintage style playsuit is made from stretchy cotton and offers a flattering feminine cut. Perfect for casual events, romping & play time! Hehe. Find it here x
”
Auggghhhhh I seriously dig this.
”

potatofart:

beserkclothing:

This rockabilly vintage style playsuit is made from stretchy cotton and offers a flattering feminine cut. Perfect for casual events, romping & play time! Hehe. Find it here x

Auggghhhhh I seriously dig this.

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mostlyfiction:

I will have you all to myself.

i think this is supposed to be sweet & romantic but i’m terrified

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September 1st thoughts

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canadianslut:

All i remember about 2006 is Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland

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this is the second funniest message i’ve received on okcupid

this is the second funniest message i’ve received on okcupid