yigers:

the lady and the tramp spaghetti thing except with a mcgriddle that were both eating and swallowing without chewing

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esexist:

when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a competition and i must win

(via luuvbird-deactivated20140614)

These supplements my doctor told me to get have gelatin in them!!! But my mom spent like $50 on them so I have to take them I’m so sorry animals in the world I’m so so so so sorry ;n;

sneakycreatures:
“ Tom Hiddleston is an inspiration to me! Even though he won’t be playing Loki in The Avengers 2, he can still smile and laugh because he won’t let anything drag him down! That kind of positivity is rare nowadays. We love you, Tom...

sneakycreatures:

Tom Hiddleston is an inspiration to me! Even though he won’t be playing Loki in The Avengers 2, he can still smile and laugh because he won’t let anything drag him down! That kind of positivity is rare nowadays. We love you, Tom Hiddleston.

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)

crvincent:

I need the source for this.

(via onewonderfulbug)

puttin cute pictures of myself up on facebook like “i hope my ex sees this and experiences some emotional pain”

Okokokokokok back 2 work

gailsimone:

kleine-asbar:

yellowcape:

Gotta love this. :)

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG BATMAN AND ROBIN’S SALAD DRESSINGS

Batman’s dressing sounds terrible!

(via gailsimone)

Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: β€˜I’m gonna fuck him’ and β€˜HELP.’

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.

(via madgastronomer)

Bolded commentary.

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(via vulpinecyanide)

You might not think I’m cool or brave but I just mixed two kinds of Indian food together and it tastes really good so. What now haters

Guess what’s terrible? Everything

I was up til five am doing dumb time wastey things until I finally got myself together enough to finish & submit my cover letter but I was so exhausted my vision was blurry and I’m terrified there were typos in it and then I came upstairs to go to bed but I forgot there’s been a pile of clean laundry on my bed since yesterday so I just kinda shoved it down to the foot of the bed and curled up above it and that’s why I don’t deserve happiness