pretty weird how they never said humpty dumpty was an egg.. he could be an old tire or a rock
All buses that look like the Joey should be BANNED or at least thoroughly remodeled so as not to cause false hope
Anonymous asked: are you turned on by piss?
im not at all, but people who like piss are lucky because theres so much of it
Of all the things wrong with this, the one that stuck out to me was that the cigarette smoke is blue. I’m becoming jaded, damn it.
Editor’s note: Also, Ann L. Probe.
Fancy Pigeon (and English Carrier, top right) Breeds
Easily domesticated, with short generation times and friendly disposition, pigeons have long been ideal for “fancy” breeders - people who wanted to breed an animal based on looks, like the majority of modern dog and cat breeds.
Where the standard carrier pigeon is the simply-colored greyhound of the sky, fancy pigeons are everything from the problem-ridden, overly-droopy modern iteration of the basset hound, to the functional-but-fancy Cardigan Welsh corgi, to the ornamental-but-sound Maltese.
A fancy pigeon show is more like a cat show than a dog show, though. The breeds have largely been derived for their looks, though a few (such as the Maine Coon cat, or the Scandaroon pigeon) served additional purposes at some point in time. The animals are kept in cages, divided by color and type, and are most prized if they’re relaxed with handling, but still the type to “strut” and show off.
Read more about some of the most popular fancy pigeon breeds on Mental_floss.
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There are probably bronies in jail giving themselves Rainbow Dash tattoos right now. Right this very minute.
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There’s a guy about to board the same plane as me who’s wearing a belt buckle the size of my face what do I do do I call the tsa????
sitting in my room with my housemates googling Christian pick-up lines and one of them was “if you don’t date me I will rip out my hair and my beard.” and that is without a doubt the best pick-up line I have ever heard
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and for my next trick… *soaks almonds in water for 36 hours while interrupting you whenever you try and leave*
I wanna live in a world where kissing on the lips is as socially acceptable among friends as hugging is here! I wanna give all my friends big juicy smooches! I wanna give the relatives I dislike dry, unpleasant lip brushes! I wanna give the people I’m flirting with kisses that linger a little too long and could perhaps mean something more?! I give hugging a B- kissing is an A+
Tonight I hung out with the amazing Polly Lou Livingston, a.k.a Tree Trunks and watched her new episode Apple Wedding. She is just as sweet and feisty as T.T. and I’m glad I have had the pleasure of becoming good friends with her.
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“Hey man, take my picture!”
“I can’t do it. It’s too dark.”
“Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.”
“Are you homeless?”
“Yes, I am.”
“How long have you been homeless?”
“15 years. I’ve been in Boston 8 months. Before that I was in Washington, Virginia, New York, Philadelphia, Louisiana, Florida…”
“Why didn’t you stay in Florida? It’s so much warmer.”
“I wanted to see my family. But they don’t want to see me. They don’t understand depression. They treat me like dirt. Homeless people treat me better than my family.”
“And what happened 15 years ago? How did you end up on the streets?”
“I tried to burn myself twice. I had 30 surgeries. I was dead two times, but God brought me back. I don’t know why.”
“And why did you do it?”
“I was depressed. Why you crying?”
“Because you are a beautiful person, and my family is really messed up, and I’ve been very depressed. I think I can understand you.”
“Yes, I am a good person. And when you take people’s pictures, don’t disrespect them.”
“No, man, I won’t. I like people. That’s why I take their pictures.”
“And when you make your portfolio, don’t denigrate people. Let the pictures speak for themselves.”
“I will. Are you safe on the streets?”
“Yes, I am…And now I have $8 to buy me some food.”
“That’s all I have. Next time I see you, I will give you more.”
“No, man. It ain’t all about money. Give me a hug. And next time you see me, give me a hug again. And thanks for taking my picture.”