a project i literally did overnight
gonna make it a booklet…
(via witchydarling)
Here’s an actual real thing you can buy for your Kindle.
if you like this one check out the bike that butt fucked me and the bikes that fucked us
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
this is fucking bullshit if u wake me up at 4 am with ur weird cuddle fetish ur sleeping on the fucking floor
(via lvl29-moved)
I AM READY.
tHIS YEAR IS GONNA BE SO GAY
QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS AWAIT US :D
MY BODY IS READY
FUCKING YES
YES!!!
(via blessphemy)
I love reading articles about “things women do that men hate” because I love men getting indignant that women are independent, living beings and don’t do anything to cater to their own living experience, also it’s always the most stupid pedantic shit that they decide to complain about
“nothing makes my dick soft faster than thinking a woman takes part in a team sport, I guess?? How fucking dare she. Baseball makes my sausage shrivel like a dying, fucked up little flower and I’ve decided women must do something about it”
“Why do women insist on using products that the male-controlled media tells them they’re worthless if they don’t use? Why can’t we just breed natural beauty into women, like we have with dogs?? Jesus why is everything is so hard”
"Stop wearing so much make up to impress me, ladies, you need to use your natural beauty - wait, are you dressing yourself for your own comfort?! Fucking hell, put some painful heels on and impress me you half-arsed bitch! Don’t you have any pride??”
"Women think they can make themselves smell whatever smell they think is nice - well newsflash ladies, those smells you like don’t tickle my boner!! Do something about it!! I DON’T WANT TO FUCK A CAKE FAIRY!! I WANT EVERY WOMAN I ENCOUNTER TO SMELL FUCKABLE TO ME AND I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF FEMININE THINGS PLEASE
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
it’s 2014 and if you aren’t plotting to gain dark boons from the raven god you’re wasting your time
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
We were playing truth and my friend was like “damnit I had a really good one but I forgot it!” And then five minutes later he was like “oh man I remembered it but I’m disappointed in it.. ” and we like had to force it out of him cause we were curious and he finally said “It was… Have you ever had a racist dream?”
