mark my words: those who make dumb comments during the serious parts of movies will not survive the revolution
this rabbit hole goes way deeper than i thought

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These are all really cute
So remember, if anyone ever tries to tell you what’s “natural”, laugh the fuck in their face.
Here are a few more:
You know, if you’re someone who’s trying to design a culture for a story or such, be it fantasy or alient sci-fi stuff, these are actually pretty good resources to base the culture off of in aspects of reproduction.
reblogging for future reference
Aaaaahhhh these are adorable and I just love the huge diversity of reproductive behavior in the world, it’s so much more interesting and awesome than “male penetrates female, the end.”
Disney’s River Country was Disney’s first water park. It opened on June 20th, 1976. The park was closed on November 2nd, 2001 due to high levels of amoeba’s in the water. On January 20th, 2005 (9 years ago today) Disney announced that the park would remained closed permanently.
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1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU…
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if youre ever on a plane and you hear “does anyone on here know how to fly a plane?” answer yes cause thats a much better way to die than just being a passenger
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Makes me want to fucking cry
But feminism isn’t important and is something none of us should care about. Right?

johnny johnny yes papa
cheating pokers no papa
telling lies? no papa
open the sleeves hah hah hah
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