comics! Two episodes about a Bird Lady and her friends
Becca Tobin is so talented it HURTS
Agreed, oh man, this is the best.
(via kateordie)
WHO REMEMBERS THESE BECAUSE I JUST FOUND A BIG BOX AT WORK AND NOW THEYRE MINE
LET’S PLAY WITH THEM IN A PILLOW FORT
ohhhhh my god story time
i stole one of the blue diamonds from my classroom in first grade because i really really liked them and i don’t know why but in my head it was some fuckin sailor senshi type power crystal and i HAD TO HAVE IT so i put it in my pocket and brought it home with me and that shit was my treasure okay gollum style but then i started to feel really really guilty because i knew i’d stOLEN it and it wasn’t mine and like one night my dad sat me down to read one of the junie b jones books and it was that one about her being accused of stealing and i got so uncomfortable i ran off halfway through
i never told anyone i had that stupid blue diamond not ever i thought i’d go to jail if i did
(via witchydarling)
forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard
(via honted)
blessphemy said: hmm idk im still not convinced of the possibility that she might possibly be attracted to hannah
my literary skills are,,,, insufficient
blessphemy said: it was mad excellent gay tho like what else could you have done, rainbows and floating hearts like???
“Sophia could not stop staring at Hannah’s bobs, because Sophia loved girls boobs. She lovved bbobs because she was gay, like a lesbia, or maybe bisexual”
cosmo tip #849
why are you having sex? find the lord
blessphemy said: the torso was kinda weird tho like she’s been cut in half
that occurred to me as well when i was reading it it thats why i shouldn’t write stuff at 5 am it gets. Gay & gruesome
My (admittedly pretty poor) first two pages of my story for creative writing contained phrases like:
“Sophia’s heart sped up as she saw her friend Hannah’s torso hanging out the passenger window of the silver BMW. Hannah’s chin-length copper hair shone softly in the post-dawn light, and her teeth, so small and white and perfect upon their recent release from braces, gleamed as well.” (gross i know)
“…Sophia replied, savoring for just a moment the feel of her friend’s small, warm fingers against the slick condensation of the cold cup.”
and “Sophia could feel herself blushing and she slapped her friend’s hand away.”
and the class spent like 10 minutes analyzing the interpersonal relationships and literally nO ONE THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS MAYBE?? SOMETHING A LITTLE GAY GOING ON? LIKE HOW MUCH GAYER DO I NEED TO MAKE IT