“Transgender people have a 1-in-12 chance of being murdered, compared to the 1-in-18,000 chance faced by average Americans (Human Rights Campaign, 2009).”
just let that sink in for a second.
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I really like when couples are kind of, like, opposites. ESPECIALLY when it’s As Cliche As Possible
so I made these two! still thinking of names but the grey pone creates shields of light (by moving clouds and crystals) while the other creates swords out of darkness
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this guy i almost had sex with last weekend was texting me and when i told him i’d just seen The Room and he was like “there are so many sex scenes in that movie i swear that guy made it just to get himself laid..” and “i was like i hope not bc his technique is pretty depressing”(bc he’s LITERALLY JUST LYING ON TOP OF HER MAKING HUMPY MOVEMENTS) and this guy was like “haha what do you mean?”
Justin Bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses.
He did?
NO, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?!
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uylg:
If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.
Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team
No you’re not
Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them
Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.
Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)
Bees are dying off in an alarming rate and we need to do everything we can to help them. If they’re not around to pollinate our food crops, we are truly screwed.
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blessphemy said: the boobs will slow her down in a race ok molly you don’t have to outrun a man-eating bear you just gotta outrun the gal with the extra boobage
this makes me feel a lot better. for some reason
i like most hot people but i truly despise those who look like a hotter version of me
Learning to Love the Blobfish Through Music…
Remember the blobfish? That unfortunate pile of gelatinous aquatic life with a face on one end resembling a Muppet held over a blast furnace?
Last year it was declared the ugliest animal alive by a group called the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. They did this in an effort to raise awareness for the candle-left-in-a-hot-car known as Psychrolutes marcidus. The thing is, the blobfish isn’t getting a fair shake.
Back in September, Colin Schulz pointed out that the blobfish doesn’t look like that down at its native depth, where its low density flesh and minimal skeleton help it withstand the high pressures and remain buoyant in the extreme deep sea. At home, it looks more like this:
Now Songs For Unusual Creatures hits us with the musical version of “this is really what a blobfish looks like”, featuring an apt soundtrack for such a deep-sea wonder, a face-off between tubax and contrabassoon.
By the way, it’s the rapid ascent at the hands of some lucky fisherman that transformed the blobfish from dashing denizen of benthic origin to something more like a concerned booger with a floppy nose.
Oh… at the end of the video, a bunch of people making hilarious blobfish faces are featured. Fancy showing me your best blobfish impression, science pals?
white boys aren’t funny we should stop teaching them how to read and write
Ah yes, suggesting we should ban kids from getting education because of their color and gender.
Haha, racism and sexism. Very funny.thanks :)
