wtfbadromancecovers:
“ Editor’s note: “Okay, so the bear sex plan was not one of my finest.” ”

wtfbadromancecovers:

Editor’s note: “Okay, so the bear sex plan was not one of my finest.”

youmeandbubbletea:

Favorite Anime Characters: 
    ╚ Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

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asker

elend-venture-deactivated201411 asked: i heard about your destroy boys 2k14 campaign. i like the sound of it

thank you for expressing interest in my campaign, Destroy Boys 2k14! We need all the support we can get if we are to destroy all boys. if you want to help, you can do so by providing a small cash donation and/or volunteering some of your free time to destroy boys, physically and emotionally

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dirtrider333:

caliifornication:

Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am

As a guy i must say just about lace is one of the sexiest things you could wear.

nobody cares what u think

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4dffrntclrdpersonas:
“ First day back to school!
All about aqua and purple today :)
”

4dffrntclrdpersonas:

First day back to school!

All about aqua and purple today :)

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iwilleatyourenglish:

thetygrinecat:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once someone complained about a book that they felt was “trying too hard to have a diverse cast” and argued that “black people should be happy — they’re better represented than they used to be”

and my editor looked up and said “you know, they pay me a lot here. i have a penthouse in new york and a Porsche. but i am prepared to punch you in the face, lose my job, abandon everything, and live in a fucking tree just to avoid people like you. get the fuck out of my office.”

is your editor single

i fucking wish

he’s 45 and 100% married

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heinrippy:

mistercoventry:

i had a daydream about a muslim mermaid and she had a hijab made of seaweed with a little starfish on it

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I think I got a little carried away. Hijab mermaids!

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“Do what you love” disguises the fact that being able to choose a career primarily for personal reward is a privilege, a sign of socioeconomic class. Even if a self-employed graphic designer had parents who could pay for art school and co-sign a lease for a slick Brooklyn apartment, she can bestow DWYL as career advice upon those covetous of her success.

If we believe that working as a Silicon Valley entrepreneur or a museum publicist or a think-tank acolyte is essential to being true to ourselves, what do we believe about the inner lives and hopes of those who clean hotel rooms and stock shelves at big-box stores? The answer is: nothing.

Do what you love, love what you do: An omnipresent mantra that’s bad for work and workers. (via bakcwadrs)

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thirdoffive:

Glass Gem

A stunning corn variety selected by Carl Barnes, a part-Cherokee farmer and breeder, from several traditional corn varieties. Gifted to NS/S by one of his students, Greg Schoen. Produces a diversity of gorgeous translucent, jewel-colored ears, each one unique. A popcorn, the kernels may be ground into cornmeal or popped. This corn became an Internet sensation in 2012 and continues to delight gardeners around the planet. Approx. 6.5g/50 seeds per packet.

To read the story behind this magnificent corn, check out this Native Seeds Blog post.

All photos shown here are copyrighted by Greg Schoen and used with permission.

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Seize the titty

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i-think-i-ve-hit-the-floor:
“ This is still forever my favorite thing
”

i-think-i-ve-hit-the-floor:

This is still forever my favorite thing

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