teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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LOOK AT THE DOG — me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)

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Nooooo joss whedon nooooo…..

metafuneral:

Bro, We Are Adults Using Infantile Memes On A Site For Teenagers, Problem?

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

every one of my scars was caused by bmx tricks. even the ones that seem unlikely to have been caused by bmx tricks

In other news, I just figured out why no one makes grilled cheese in the toaster oven

There’s a girl in my spanish lit class who has this pin on her bag that says “straight but not narrow” with the fucking upside down pink triangle on it and I’m like. Get outta my classroom get out of my life get off of my planet find somewhere else to live

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

breakingnews:
“Obama to increase minimum wage
USA Today: President Obama will announce he is signing an executive order to raise the minimum wage for some federal workers to over $10 an hour.
He will also pledge to work with Congress on plans to...

breakingnews:

Obama to increase minimum wage

USA Today: President Obama will announce he is signing an executive order to raise the minimum wage for some federal workers to over $10 an hour.

He will also pledge to work with Congress on plans to increase the federal minimum wage for all workers from $7.25 to $10.10

Photo: President Obama working Monday on the State of the Union speech.(Photo: Jacquelyn Martin, AP)

*points at a boy* i’m gonna destroy that

king-snail:
“ Luna- princess of mad bedhead
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king-snail:

Luna- princess of mad bedhead

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religiousmom:

So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?

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