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So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking
Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It’s the music that calms me down the most and I fucking love metal heads. Everything about it is great.
I just also wish I could be super fucking cute while also being a metal head. I mean I do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!!
I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it’s name on my face in it’s own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That’s what I want out of my life.
Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN FUCKING YES
I’m glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed.
IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU
(via witchydarling)
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
jeezypetes replied to your post: sometimes the world feels very lovely… especially the edge of a paper i mean have you looked at an edge of a paper lately? touch it. yay
are you trying to use poetry to trick ppl into getting papercuts
molly why is it that every time you respond to one of my posts i feel the need to tell you to shut up
riddle me that
It’s because I throw killer shade.,,
before they had computers they used these tiny bronze cursors to select things
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I just spilled water all over my creative writing notebook so it looks like I cried all over it. Which is ideal tbh