I know talking about dieting and eating right is like a normal and healthy thing for people to do but whenever I hear people doing it I just wanna shove a hot spatula down their throats because like. You have no idea. You have no fucking clue and I hope you never do
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Shut up shut up shut up none if you need to lose weight ur messing w my brain get out
All I can think of is the Ylvis song about the Stonehenge.
AAAAAAHHHH MY SUITEMATES KEEP TALKING ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT LOSS STRATEGIES SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
lets all say it together
- shrek arent the problem
- shrek arent the problem
- shrek arent the problem
- shrek arent the problem
- lord farquad are the problem
- lord farquad are the problem
- just because youre a shrek, shrek, shrek or ANY combination of these things doesnt mean youre bad
- just because youre not not-shrek/not-shrek doesnt make you an angel
- stop blaming one group of people for your opression
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