elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“youraveragebadass:
“A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.
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that sentence was a roller coaster ride...

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

youraveragebadass:

A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.

that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

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I fell asleep for a few seconds during neurobio and when I woke up the professor was saying the words “torpedo ray” I swear I will never understand what’s going on in that class

Will I ever get a chance to sit next to my girlcrush in the one class we have together? Signs point to No

awkwardsituationist:

if someone were to ask me what the most important outward manifestation of hinduism was, i would suggest that it was the idea of cow protection.” - mahatma gandhi

although hindus follow no single set of rules, reverence for cows can be found throughout the religion’s major texts. some trace the cow’s sacred status back to lord krishna, who is said to have appeared 5,000 years ago as a cowherd, and is often described as bala gopala, “the child who protects the cows.” other scriptures identify the cow as the “mother” of all civilization, its milk nurturing the population.

photos from the gai tihar festival in the secular but hindu dominant state of nepal, where cow slaughter remains illegal and can carry a prison sentence of up to twelve years. they were taken by (click pic) niranjan shrestha, navesh chitrakar, prakash mathema, sunil sharma, binod joshi, and niranjan shrestha

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bundere:

Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

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shinji420:
“ get this onto the tumblr radar
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shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar

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handsockz:
“ Rarity, now with a horn.
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handsockz:

Rarity, now with a horn.

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I can’t believe I woke up at 9:30 to learn about the scientific fucking method

asker

words-are-sharpened-swords asked: Can you be my first kiss please? I'd blush into eternity

rufiozuko:

i’m blushing that you’d even ask me…

the first kiss, doll… it’s amazing. when it happens, i wish you fireworks in the sky and symphonies playing in the background.

shuckl:

as a land mammal i’d like to say that i’m very disappointed we aren’t invited to these cool underwater discos

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Oops I guess I have to stop pretending to not be on tumblr now