my girlfriend has been trying to convince me not to buy this tapestry of stalin from uzbekistan for some reason. its expensive but it would be good decor for my webcam shows
i think she knows i would never take it down and stalin’s giant face would be watching her sleep every night and for some reason this makes her feel creeped out instead of safe and comforted
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)

more cryptic signifiers that the the rudimentary proto-technologies are beginning to awaken
(via monetizeyourcat-blog)
apparently for me “realistic fiction” means “extremely self-indulgent and semi-autobiographical narrative, loaded with heavy-handed metaphors”

“I am banning Justin Beiber from the USA, along with those damn bronies.”
(via meladoodle)





