mount gay rum… more like mount GAY rum hahahahaha
my mom just called me a Dunderhead. unbelievable
Look at my roommate’s cute lil feet
within my circle of friends, my name is slowly becoming a verb meaning “to pee outdoors, especially while drunk.” i am secretly pleased
“I hate life, but I also don’t want to die.”- Sarah
“I don’t actually hate life, I was just saying that.”- Sarah
“how did all the balls fit in there? that’s what i want” - sarah
In a recent study, researchers poked, prodded, pinched and grabbed black widow spiders with soft, artificial fingers to test how likely they were to bite.
Out of 43 different spiders, only one reacted to poking by attempting to bite. The rest tried to flee, play dead, or…
ok in honor of my blogs first birthday i just queued up 43 of my past text post to get published over the course of the next yweek… prepare ur reblog buttons for some high quality humorus and relatable oroignal content
talkin about my crush uwu
you don’t have to be uchi to join the uchi gang!