Come up in the frat party like where all the gay girls at, also I am not drunk enough for this
hmu if you wanna be in my all-girl flight of the conchords cover band
if you misspwll melong slight ly it becomes felon…………… hmmmm suspcios
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD TUMBLR USER KARMASOMA JUST “LIKED” THIS POSST. THIS POST I POSTED ON THE 23RD OF APRIL 2013. IT’S TAGGED AS “MELON PORN” AND “ART” AND I LITERALLY DO NOT REMEMRB MAKING IT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THATS EVER HAPPEDN TO ME
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witchydarling said: oh baby i think you need me in your life desperately
omg you have no idea…. i will feed every boy poison and then we can be Together forever ohmy god nika just hold me in ur ginormous bosom
if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck
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I got angry drunk bc I thought this boy was ignoring me but it turns out he’s at a 24 hour “hackathon”
Pesticides halve bees’ pollen gathering ability, research shows
Bumblebees exposed to controversial pesticides collect just half the pollen they would otherwise harvest, according to new research, depriving their growing young of their only source of protein.
The work has been hailed as important by independent scientists because it sheds light on how the neonicotinoid pesticides can harm bees.
“Pollen is the only source of protein that bees have, and it is vital for rearing their young,” said Professor Dave Goulson, at the University of Sussex and who led the study. “Collecting it is fiddly, slow work for the bees and intoxicated bees become much worse at it. Without much pollen, nests will inevitably struggle.”
A bee collects pollen from a cherry tree in village Studencice, central Slovenia. Photograph: Srdjan Zivulovic/REUTERS
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
