i’ll never reblog any of those “reblog if you ___” post bc i HAte it when ppl tell me what to do
Anonymous asked: "I hate black people!" OMG YOURE SO RACIST!!! RACIST!!! GO TO HELL!!! "I hate white people" lmao yeaaaaaah same!!!! hahaha truuuu ahahahahaha
Threatened someone with my leather jacket instead of switchblade again today. i’ll never get my greaser diploma like this
(via meladoodle)
dear professore strong: i didnot finish my paper because i napped til 3:30 am and spent the rest of the night crying about pigs
dear every pig in the worlld; i love you so much i’m so sorry i’m donating $5 to a farm animal sanctuary please forgive me
i just burped and the burp tasted like pepperoni i wanna write an apology letter to every pig in the world
I JUST ATE PEPPERONI ON ACCIDENT IM GONNA FUCKING DIE
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body’s swinging from side to side
I don’t see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
(via witchydarling)
sometimes i seem bored and expressionless because im being cool & deadpan, but other times its because i am actually dead on the inside
periwinkle is totally down with the campaign today there was this guy sticking his fingers in her cage and she DECIMATED his finger like there was blood everywhere it was incredible she’s never done that before