reallyreallyreallytrying:

r.i.p. the lady who does all the sexy lady silhouettes on things, if she’s dead. sorry if shes alive. no offence intended. cheers.

sadpenis:

you want to get a girlfriend dude? first step, suck up all the water out of your  gardening hose so no one can can use it anymore. 

(via kroove)

warchief:

cars are for weak people that can’t run at 80 mph like i can

(via roachpatrol)

floatzl:

how many drawings of single, incredibly detailed anime eyes do you think are out there on loose-leaf paper

(via lvl29-moved)

cloud-up:
“ Π―Π―Π―Π™!
Π‘ΠΊΠ°Π½Π΅Ρ€ Ρ€Π°Π±ΠΎΡ‚Π°Π΅Ρ‚ :Π’
”

cloud-up:

ЯЯЯЙ!

Сканер работает :Т

(via magicallittleponies)

princeowl:

is dating someone really worth giving up being able to say ‘that feel when no gf’ 

(via b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827)

last night I accidentally spilled apple juice down my shirt and my first thought was not “oops better clean this mess up before it soaks into my clothing” but “dave strider has probably had erotic fantasies about this sort of thing”

hereitscool:
“ im sorry its so little but i tried to get a bigger version but colors kept crashing about 98% through aaaaAAA
i drew this last night mm
”

hereitscool:

im sorry its so little but i tried to get a bigger version but colors kept crashing about 98% through aaaaAAA

i drew this last night mm

(via magicallittleponies)

mercenary-tributary:
“ “ a spirit that preys on the insecurities of young girls. on approaching one, it whispers venomously backhanded compliments, and delivers unneeded, often damaging advice in order to undermine the girl’s confidence and control...

mercenary-tributary:

a spirit that preys on the insecurities of young girls. on approaching one, it whispers venomously backhanded compliments, and delivers unneeded, often damaging advice in order to undermine the girl’s confidence and control her so that she may be devoured easily by the spirit.

the best way to ward it off is to appear unfazed by its insidious manipulations and stare directly into its great, luminous eyes until it gets uncomfortable and leaves.

my urge to to draw monsters and the sheer, uncomfortable quantity of images on my dashboard of a certain pair of terrifyingly wide blue eyes collided iN AN INSPIRINGLY HORRIBLE WAY I AM REALLY SORRY

(via iminmyowncorner)

snycopy:

Aaron Paul being confused by fashion

“This isn’t meth”

(via iminmyowncorner)

jeezypetes:

burn the “girl is freaking out and listing her anxieties verbally so the guy manfully interrupts her by kissing her on the mouth” trope. gag it with a dirty rag, tie its arms behind its back, douse it in gasoline, and burn it

jeezypetes:

ughhhhhhhh why did god make me so beautifful it isn’t fair to the Others

time to engage in my new favorite recreational activity: lying down with my eyes closed