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Instead if going to work im eating a block of cheddar cheese with a spoon these are dark times indeed
nursery rhyme animations on youtube are like this obscure fucked up genre that i can t stop watching out of morbid curiosity
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I have edamame and yogurt and like it sounds good in theory but I don’t even want to eat I just feel sick
:c
Zulily is having another awesome sale on their My Little Pony products, with items up to 60% off!
They offer a large array of unique kids’ clothes, accessories, plush, books, jewelry, DVDs, party supplies and more! While their stock is mostly G4-flavored these days, they do have a few G1 items, such as the leggings pictured above. The sale ends in two days.
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I GOT SO EXCITED I WENT TO THIS WEBSIT AND MADE AN ACCOUNT BUT ALL OF THE CLOSTHE ARE FOR CHILDREN IM FUCKING DESTROYED
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the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
WHAT.
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![tricksterity:
“ pinklovebunny:
“ THERE IS GONNA BE A FUCKING DEATH NOTE MUSICAL
THERE BETTER BE A FUCKING SONG ABOUT EATING CHIPS OH MY FUCKING GOD
”
WITH ONE HAAAND [dramatic piano] i WILL TAkE a POTAAATooooo CHIP [angry triangle ringing] and EAT....](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2619ce2951243ba1dff33bbb5a4463bd/tumblr_mz5retBSMw1qbupeio1_500.png)
THERE IS GONNA BE A FUCKING DEATH NOTE MUSICAL
THERE BETTER BE A FUCKING SONG ABOUT EATING CHIPS OH MY FUCKING GOD
WITH ONE HAAAND [dramatic piano] i WILL TAkE a POTAAATooooo CHIP [angry triangle ringing] and EAT. IT. [thudding drum beats]
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“The tale of the clown is not a wild dream. His name is Cho-Cho, and he knows what he is talking about…
By his antics and games he impresses on the children the proper things to eat and drink, and how often to bathe, sleep, and play”Cho-Cho knows.
Do as Cho-Cho says.
He is the health clown.
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How is it possible for me to be so beautiful and smart and funny and have a ton of friends who love me and still treat my body like garbage and fantasize about getting pushed down a flight of stairs. Riddle me this
you know what i REALLY don’t care about? 20-something white guys with beards