Indian Wild Ass (Equus hemionus khur)
Fun fact, reddish colored wild asses like this fellow here are believed to be the animal the very oldest unicorn myths are based off of. Unicorns were first described by a Greek traveler/philosopher who described them as a white or pale colored animal with a red head, a single horn and toe bones like an ox. They were also said to be incredibly feisty and nearly impossible to capture.
Given the coloration of a wild ass, and their bad temperaments when cornered, as well as the easy mistake of thinking one of their ears is a horn from a distance, you have yourself a strong contender for the “unicorn.”
“I’m not rich”
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“But I am rich”
“I’m rich”
“And I have a big dick”
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every time i log onto tumblr someone’s gone and 3d printed another goddamn thing
I’m in the tiniest toilet stall this is my favorite toilet stall I feel very safe & secure
Tumblr user blessphemy publicly admits to poopblogging
SOME FUCKER ON REDDIT MADE A MASHUP OF LET IT GO AND THE THEME FROM SPACE JAM AND THEN MADE A MUSIC VIDEO
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Shot in the heart
Heart of someone with cancer
Heart after drug overdose
Heart of an obese person
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today’s discovery: there is an entire genre of youtube videos of rainbow dash from my little pony sleeping on peoples beds, and very specifically rainbow dash, every other pony has like maybe 2 videos but there are literal dozens of videos of rainbow dash sleeping on peoples beds
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also listen i dont care if we’ve been dating for 20 days or 20 years don’t ever hold my hand during a movie one of those is for my drink and the other is for my snacks i don’t want my hands covered in your sweat because you’ve been holding my hand on and off for an hour when i go to grab a fist full of deliciously overpriced movie treats
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in middle school I would pass the time during class by imagining myself being excused to the bathroom, transforming into a massive black dragon in the toilet stall, and then coming back and terrorizing everybody for the rest of the period
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Many people only see turkey vultures as nasty pests; lowly, ugly scavengers undeserving of our respect. But these bald-headed badasses may have saved thousands of people over the years because of their amazing guts.
Turkey vultures have such strong stomach acid…
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i’d like valentines day a whole lot more if someone would buy me some cheese
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