one time in health class this dude thought toxic shock syndrome was a supervillain name
nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling
I never want anyone to legitimately need me, and it took me years to realize this
I want to be a part of someone’s life because I enrich it. I want people to be a part of mine because they…
(via witchydarling)
“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time”
(via kimojunk)
i could never love a man the way i love peanut m&ms
i took off my bra and there were crumbs stuck 2 my nipples… lovin the single life
SOMEBODY JUST SHARED THIS IN A PONY NEWS MEDIA CHAT ROOM AND I’M PISSING MYSELF
PLEASE WATCH THIS
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
Noooo Sad Mike asked me what I’m doing tomorrow…. Nooooo Sad Mike ur so sad I never wanna talk to you ever…
jeezypetes
butNika we’re on the exact same wavelength u need to transfer to tufts so we can take trash naps togethbut pittsburgh…
But… But… Boston??
got these bitches on my bed. independently fucking thhea wall. dont worry we figured out how to do it
