(via boredn0w)
y’all see this?
No fucking wayDMX was quoted:
There was a snowy owl at the Pittsburgh International Airport. Why were we not informed? via PIT on Facebook
(via witchydarling)
Having now seen The Desolation of Smaug I am confident in saying that the primary conflict in the movie is my internal struggle watching it as I tried to figure out who the fuck the guy playing Bard is:
Orlando Bloom?
No, no. Orlando Bloom is already in this movie in a blonde wig.
Yeah but I mean look at him.
No I totally get you. Very Will Turner plus ten to fifteen years.
Do you think Peter Jackson is fucking with us and cast the same actor in two different parts with different hair and makeup?
Are we watching the same fucking movie of COURSE it’s possible. Christ, ANYTHING is seemingly possible in this mess.
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
my hands shake as i examine the bomb. if i clip the wrong wire it explodes. but if i clip the wrongest wire i go through a second goth phase
OH before I go to bed I should convey to you all the weirdest fact I learned today
I learned that when a caterpillar is metamorphosing into a butterfly within the cocoon, it is not, as I previously assumed, slowly growing wings and little antennae and whatever else. If we open a cocoon, apparently what we find is that the caterpillar has actually dissolved into a shapeless goo, from which the butterfly will be formed.
A goo.
From which the butterfly is formed.
You can, of course, go the philosophical route with this: are they, then, the same creature, pre- and post- this complete reconstitution of the self? If the very brain, the nervous system, has been completely reassembled, how do we identify this as in any way the same?
So here’s the kicker.
Apparently one scientist figured he’d test this out by training a bunch of caterpillars to react negatively to a specific scent, which they would normally not react negatively to. This was all done prior to the cocoon stage.
And these butterflies. These post-goo, completely remade selves? They reacted negatively to the scent, too.
OKAY GOODNIGHT
(via degenerate-perturbation)
mrs doubtfire would be a terrible babysitter if one of the kids found a lighter. she’d be all ‘hmmm, that flame seems to be igniting the curtain but i cant be sure’
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BUT NOW IM DYING
thats what the kids will be saying
(via meladoodle)
“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Allison Bree’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale
look at Danny (Abed)
Always in character, Danny is.
(via sempiternus-noctem)
everyone go to youtube and search “bird sex” RIGHT NOW
“Sometimes people are funny even when they’re not me.” -Julie