WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT
I wanna melt into a little puddle puddles don’t have any feelings or responsibilities plus people would step in me on accident and get me all over their shoes and they’d be like “aww, gross!!!”
I wanna win the lottery so I can pay off my school loans and buy periwinkle a bigger cage
Me n the lil monster
I MEANT UR DADS PHALLUS. HIS ONE EYED WILLY. HIS THROBBING MANFRUIT. HIS CUSTARD BLASTER
alcoholism seems like a rly appezling llifestyle to me right now tbh
Lil’ princess and her unicorn. Actually, Celeste didn’t like Amira very much at first (Celeste doesn’t like a lot of things) but that’s another story!
My suitemates made snow ice cream… Ice cream made out of snow… This the cutest thing I ever put in my mouth
[aggressively wants you to watch buffy the vampire slayer so you can enjoy this life altering show as much as me]
(via fuckyeahrupertgiles)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT RAMEN NOODLE FELL IN MY BRA this is the most erotic thing that has ever happened to me
tbh if an anime doesn’t start with a cute but clumsy teenage girl running late on her first day of high school i’m not interested