MY ROOMMATE’S RACIST BOYFRIEND JUST. GOT BRACES AT AGE 18 I’M FUCKING LAUGHING FOREVER IM D
SO HAPPY
Nicki Minaj! Unnaturally Natural! iLive
I THREW MY IPAD ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE THIS WAS TOO SHOCKING FOR ME. YES ONIKA. STAY DOING IT.
(via unclefather)
the problem with this generation is their skin isn’t moist enough. when i was a kid we all had very moist soft skin
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????
Wu-Tang Clan (via villere)
I love this because I’m imagining every member of the Wu-Tang Clan saying this in perfect unison, and the interviewer trembling slightly with fear
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Hi all! It’s that time… to do our 1000th follower Giveaway!
We’re so thankful to all of you, and as such would like to reward you guys for being faithful and following us ^^
WHAT WILL YOU WIN?
- A custom cute collar (pictured above) made by me, in any colour you want! I will add a charm like on the collar on the right if this gets 500 notes, and a dog tag like mine saying whatever you’d like the collar on the left if it get’s 5000!
- A picture of anything you’d like drawn by me, coloured digitally, with the original sketch sent to you. I will pay all the postage and will ship internationally!
RULES
- You do NOT have to be following us, but I guarantee you will like our blog if you want a cute collar!
- Followers may reblog as many times as they want to though, non followers just the once (I will check!) Likes do not count.
- You need to have your ask box open so that I can ask you for your address, and you must be ready to give it. If you don’t reply within 3 days I will have to message someone else!
- No giveaway blogs, again I will check!
- Have fun, and no bitchiness!
Good luck to all! Thank you again to our followers hehe. Giveaway ends on the 21st of Feb. If you don’t win the giveaway, I will be opening an etsy shop soon to sell these if you’d like one of them! Stay awesome!
~Pet x
(via deathbycrying)
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- Congratulations
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- think of me
i’d FUck every character in the movie diehard
i’d let hans gruber fuck me in the butthole as long as he whispered “i am an exceptional thief” in my ear as he stoel my butt virginity
(via jeezypetes)
“Well there’s this girl that I’m friends with, and you know, I like her, but I don’t know if she likes me…”
“Do you mind if I share that?”
“I don’t know, if you share it, she might figure it out.”
“She’ll definitely figure it out.”
“… do it.”
(via meladoodle)
Astonishing bravery of boy who risked his life to save baby deer in Bangladesh river by holding it above raging floodwaters
- Boy called Belal defiantly held the young fawn in one hand above his head
- Onlookers were unsure whether the boy was going to appear again
- When he made it to the other side the locals cheered
- Teenager jumped into river in Noakhali, Bangladesh to save animal
A brave boy fearlessly risked his own life and showed astonishing bravery to save a helpless baby deer from drowning.
The boy, called Belal and believed to be in his early teens, defiantly held the young fawn in one hand above his head as he plunged through the surging river.
During the ordeal onlookers were unsure whether the boy was going to appear again.
When he finally made it to the other side the locals cheered as the deer was reunited with its family.
The incident took place in Noakhali, Bangladesh, when the young fawn became separated from its family during torrential rain and fast-rising floods.
Wildlife photographer Hasibul Wahab captured the brave act while visiting on a photography trip.
He said the Noakhali locals lose a lot of deer during the rainy season and that they have to do all they can to protect them.
He said: ‘He was such a brave boy - the river was so full of water and it was high tide so we thought he might drown.
‘My friend was even ready to jump into the river to save the boy. But he made it, and when he returned, we thanked the boy.
'There were only five to seven people observe this situation but it was a phenomenal sight.’
(via witchydarling)