love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
(via meladoodle)
My Favorite Pony Humanizations.
Artist: (in order)
http://shattered-earth.deviantart.com/
http://ssenarrya.deviantart.com/
http://ttoby.deviantart.com/
http://emlan.deviantart.com/
http://akiko-sempai.deviantart.com/
http://future-gamefreak.deviantart.com/
http://jadeariel.deviantart.com/
http://jazzie-simone.deviantart.com/
http://majoh.deviantart.com/All of these are incredibly well done! I love them all
(via magicallittleponies)
Favourites: planted tank by Carsten Walter
Beautiful and healthy planted tank
look at this shit eating grin. this man thinks he has posed an unanswerable question to evolutionary biologists that will shake the very foundation of the theory of evolution to its core when any 14-year-old can tell you that we literally did not evolve from monkeys. amazing
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????
your memory is shit
I don’t think he gets it Sarah… Examine the look on the mans face in the .gif he used. The man’s face is confused; he looks lost. Lost in the thick forest that your shitty words failed to burn
the only confused person here is you
(via blessphemy)
Zombie Survival Kit:
- Lots of money (to socially intimidate the zombies)
- Matches (to perform my monthly fire worship rituals)
- Quinoa (to bargain with Zombies that may also be foodies)
- Ants (I find ants to be loyal companions, and they have good biceps)
- Dog (Do dogs sell for much? Maybe sheer it and use some of its fur for a trendy wig? Humiliate hyper-masculine zombies threatened by femininity, also)
- More ants (I think they just have lots of junk in their trunk - super hot asses, goddammm)
- Logs (in case I develop a woodwork hobby)
- How many ants am I allowed to have in a suitcase before it is an illegal suitcase?
(via boredn0w)
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????
your memory is shit
I don’t understand this post?? Are you trying to burn me?? By insulting my memory bc I regularly forget how beautiful I am
faulty memory content and poor deductive intelligence how sad
Ok now I definitely know you are trying. To burn me, but why? And how? Your comments have no relevance to anything I have ever said/done
(via blessphemy)
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????
your memory is shit
I don’t think he gets it Sarah… Examine the look on the mans face in the .gif he used. The man’s face is confused; he looks lost. Lost in the thick forest that your shitty words failed to burn
(via blessphemy)
Chinese knock offs are the best
Fucking lost it at Robert Cop just chillin’ with Johnny 5 and the lovechild of C-3P0 and the T-1000
“Anus”
The furniture of law enforcement
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
sometimes i get sad too but then i remember how beautiful i am????
your memory is shit
I don’t understand this post?? Are you trying to burn me?? By insulting my memory bc I regularly forget how beautiful I am
(via blessphemy)
my roommate says she “doesn’t enjoy the feeling of orgasm” this is why we will never be real friends
