what a lot of people dont know is that you can find lots of good things in the TRASH. like GARBAGE and other GARBAGE. pretty much just GARBAGE
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
I got salmonella from an undercooked egg and was hospitalized for a week
Sarah stop trying to stop people from living their lives
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Bored so I messed around in photoshop for a while. I’ll draw something more serious after I finish packing another box for moving.
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February 7, 2014
On Friday, President Obama added his signature to legislation that will cut $8.7 billion in food stamp benefits over the next 10 years, causing 850,000 households to lose an average of $90 per month. The signing of the legislation known as the 2014…
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i decided a big photoset was in order cuz they’d all fit and im proud of em
and because i cant shut up about itthey are all available for purchase as tshirts and what not on my redbubble
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Currently obsessed with the sparkle tool.
Female rappers get it the hardest. You have to be a girl, yet you have to be just as hard as the guys. I think some female rappers get scared out of the business before they can make it.
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these fake plastic dicks have better job prospects than i do
i’m just glad joe is getting work… in this economy
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Ever tried to fry cum?
we are living in the new renaissance
i didnt ask for any of this all i wanted was to be a cute horse w magic powers get me outta this lame ass world





