molly no — me, constantly (via blessphemy)

officialunitedstates:

what a lot of people dont know is that you can find lots of good things in the TRASH.  like GARBAGE and other GARBAGE.  pretty much just GARBAGE

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)

blessphemy:

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

I got salmonella from an undercooked egg and was hospitalized for a week

Sarah stop trying to stop people from living their lives

(via blessphemy)

jynkyz:
“Bored so I messed around in photoshop for a while. I’ll draw something more serious after I finish packing another box for moving.
”

jynkyz:

Bored so I messed around in photoshop for a while. I’ll draw something more serious after I finish packing another box for moving.

(via magicallittleponies)

kawaiisharkarts:

i decided a big photoset was in order cuz they’d all fit and im proud of em

and because i cant shut up about it

they are all available for purchase as tshirts and what not on my redbubble

(via deathbycrying)

nombee-zombie:
“Currently obsessed with the sparkle tool.
”

nombee-zombie:

Currently obsessed with the sparkle tool.

beezinthetraps:

Female rappers get it the hardest. You have to be a girl, yet you have to be just as hard as the guys. I think some female rappers get scared out of the business before they can make it.

(via deathbycrying)

monetizeyourcat:
“fussybabybitch:
“ these fake plastic dicks have better job prospects than i do
”
i’m just glad joe is getting work… in this economy
”

monetizeyourcat:

fussybabybitch:

these fake plastic dicks have better job prospects than i do

i’m just glad joe is getting work… in this economy

(via monetizeyourcat-blog)

heauxmo:
“ pi4nobl4ck:
“ Ever tried to fry cum?
”
we are living in the new renaissance
”

heauxmo:

pi4nobl4ck:

Ever tried to fry  cum?

we are living in the new renaissance 

(via spicy1234567890-deactivated2014)

jeezypetes:

i didnt ask for any of this all i wanted was to be a cute horse w magic powers get me outta this lame ass world