Dumbing of Age: Uniform
i insist on being buried wearing a shark tooth necklace so palaeontologists in the distant future think fucked up toothnecked beasts roamed earth
if you pay extra you can make the bartender give someone a glass of any liquid you choose. a highball of hotdog water for the lady in the corner, with my compliments
is it just me or does this look a little erotic
i am so concerned for you and your weird preoccupation with birds and erotica of late
don’t worry it’s ironic
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if you ever feel like spiders are fearless, unstoppable death machines that are bent upon your destruction please remember that my tarantula has been sitting, inconsolable, with her knees tucked around her face for the past 20 minutes solely because she stepped on her own foot
like what am i even supposed to do about that
Anonymous asked: i'm in love with you, iris
Hello,Anonymous.
Thanks for saying this.
I appreciate it, highly, also begging to think about how I think that the distention of his belly, because it had no outlet and I sent a bird, which came and helped him, and made an outlet for it, and he was relieved. the black book this section provides a powerful symbolism which stretches beyond the predicament of constipation. while god created mankind, he only held limited facilities.ASU AI department, etc.
Thanks for the interesting perspective!
Bye!
scientific research has confirmed that tarantulas do not care if they are popular on the internet
also their thought process seems to just be “???”
i asked periwinkle if she was sad that hamsters weren’t as popular on the internet as cats or lizards and she said, “what is a cat, what is the internet, also i can’t talk”
twitcherpated asked: Technically, Pegasus is the name of one specific pterippi, the actual word for a flying horse. So there's no "proper" plural of Pegasus, because it's one specific animal, whose name has been commandeered to refer to an entire species of animal.
omfg my whole life i did not know this, thank you
is it just me or does this look a little erotic
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Misato, who has been previously hired by her High School to rid their auditorium of pigeons, asserts that her falcon, Momotaro, will get the job done.
“The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet the glare of the falcon, they will definitely not return” she says without a single doubt in her mind.
Japan’s Schoolgirl Falconer Is Incredibly Badass [Japanator]
that quote omfg lmao
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