vagisodium:
“ THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE
”

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

(via funeral-gnome)

gardendwarf:

part wolf, part shark, all dragon

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)

videoflesh:

the second opening animation for Sailor Moon is literally one of the most aesthetically pleasing things I’ve ever seen so here’s the creditless / textless version

(via deathbycrying)

Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: β€˜I’m gonna fuck him’ and β€˜HELP.’

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.

(via madgastronomer)

YES

(via ellakrystina)

I especially like how, in the majority of cases, you don’t have to verbally communicate what your signals are to other women. I’ve had women I didn’t even know come save me. Literally every woman recognizes the “Dear god, help me” facial expression, and knows exactly what they should do. We don’t get a handbook for this. We don’t have a sit-down nail polish party where we talk about a standardized woman code for preventing creepers. It’s just part of being a woman.

BUT LOL RAPE CULTURE DOESN’T EXIST.

(via eastberlin)

Yup. I’ve definitely taken strangers by the arm and pulled her aside to go, “Oh my GOD it’s you! How ARE YOU?!? It’s been so long!” and then been like “hey I could overhear that guy who wouldn’t leave you alone so I figured I’d give you an out” and then see their VISIBLY RELIEVED expressions. This is part of girl code, because rape culture is that pervasive.

(via thebicker)

I once had a girl sit on my lap and say “hey baby” after she witnessed a guy (who was easily 20+ years older than me) hitting on me and harassing me for my number even after I told him I was taken. After he got up and left she asked if I was okay. I couldn’t thank her enough times, I even bought her a drink.

(via castielsmiles)

Men are allowed to rudely ignore these very obvious non-verbal queues but it’s ‘bad form’ if you directly decline them. 

(via takealookatyourlife)

(via deathbycrying)

neko-alice-yami-esme:

Harleen Quinzel a.k.a Harley Quinn and Pamela Isley a.k.a Posion Ivy.

(via vulpinecyanide)

storywinter:

do you think somewhere out there, there’s a dusty attic

and in that attic there’s a painting of the first misogynist to call himself an MRA, covered by a sheet

and every time some nerd on the internet is abusive toward women, the person depicted in the painting becomes decayed and withered

because i think that must be the case

i think somewhere out there is the painting of fedorian gray

(via astrakiseki)

periwinkle is my Ultimate Role Model she eats healthy and gets lots of exercise and is super brave and adventurous and extremely cute. she also doesn’t take shit from ANYone if you try to pet her when she’s hungry she will bite you super hard and if you mess with her stuff she’ll YELL at you. perhaps most important of all a boy has never been able hurt periwinkle’s feelings. and that’s why she’s my hero

dumbingofage:
“ Dumbing of Age:...

dumbingofage:

Dumbing of Age: Smoocharama

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

“if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich”

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(via witchydarling)

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites)

tapdancers:

homonecksual:

tapdancers:

rich kids shouldnt be allowed internet access they just say racist shit

YES HAHAHAHA LETS GENERALIZE BECAUSE WE DON’T LIKE BEING GENERALIZED, AMAZING IDEA!!!111111ONEELEVEN


(and no, I’m not rich.)

damn thanks for the parenthesis explanation. good to see a non-rich member of the community sticking up for us richies. come play polo with us sometime

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)

unclefather:
“ microwavepizzaoven:
“ sexting ideas for 2014
”
i didn’t say this it was some other sierra
”

unclefather:

microwavepizzaoven:

sexting ideas for 2014

i didn’t say this it was some other sierra

(via unclefather)

crvincent:

kaemrys:

msmchornypants:

This is the most disturbing thing

what the fuck

I don’t know, but I’m weirdly turned on.

(via onewonderfulbug)