omg i ltierally almost fainted ineed to to stop drinking and reblogging pictures of twilight sparkle and go to bed!!!!!!!!!

inlucidreverie:
“ I think clipping masks are my new favourite thing.
Also this isn’t vectored, it’s drawn with a brush in SAI.
”

inlucidreverie:

I think clipping masks are my new favourite thing.

Also this isn’t vectored, it’s drawn with a brush in SAI.

asker

stanedyke asked: Who's your valentine, Iris? :)

zdkblog:

Hi,zapsi

I have no use for one of these

Sorry if that seems cynical,that is not the intention

bye bye,alligator ☺

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

(via funeral-gnome)

10 Rules for Boys (that I didn’t know I had until they were broken)

  1. Do not facebook send me funny imgur images. I will not lol
  2. Please don’t tell me about your boring problems when we aren’t even friends. Just because I let you put your dick in me does not mean I want to hear about how little sleep you got or how shitty your TA job is
  3. Laugh at my jokes and give me piggy-back rides
  4. Do not call other women bitches in front of me. Why would you do that? In fact, don’t call women bitches ever. You should know better
  5. Only buy lubricated condoms. Dear lord, why do they even make the other kind?
  6. Don’t try to explain sports to me. I understand the rules, I just don’t care
  7. Something needs to be done about the shorts you all wear. The baggy khaki ones with all the pockets. I hate them. This isn’t a rule, just something to think about
  8. I am really, really smart. Smarter than you, probably. Don’t you dare forget it
  9. Please stop bragging about how drunk you got last night/weekend. No one cares. It’s not even remotely impressive
  10. Do not stop me in the street to tell me how beautiful I am. I know I’m beautiful. I have a mirror. Get the fuck out of my way

(via boredn0w)

i desperatle need to be extrermely drunk but also asleep do u see my dilemma