Ahhhh I look so good I got new jewelry and fancy popcorn in the mail and my friends are mega cute and I love them soooo so so much!! Also there were mozzarella sticks in the dining hall today is a good day nothing can get me down not even scrubbing insect fluids off the floor or the fact that I just coughed up a chunk of phlegm with blood in it or the futility of romantic love
Float On by Modest Mouse
“And we’ll all float on, okay
And we’ll all float on, okay
And we’ll all float on, okay
And we’ll all float on, alright”
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I really hate not posting things, so I posted this??? Anwyays, this comic will be printed in As You Were #3 curated by Mitch Clem! You’d better check it out because it’s awesome! You can find a recent kind of rudimentary page for As You Were here so yeah check it out! I’ll make a post when this issue comes out as well. But these are great and have lots of cool folks involved so you should check ‘em out and yep
I’ll admit when I first wrote this I was really worried it was too similar to a lot of comics I’ve found on tumblr, but then also it’s one of those things that happens to so many people so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous asked: your words brighten my day. thank you for existing!!
Have you ever read the Da Vinci Code?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Let’s smash the patriarchy,
Just me and u
it’s not even like
sigh
it’s not even about like
“i need to learn not to conflate genitals w gender so i can avoid reblogging a text post that will make ppl on tumblr mad”
it’s honestly not just like. playing this game of minesweeper where u just try not to reblog stuff that will make ppl mad at u
that’s not the point
the point is “i need to learn not to conflate genitals w gender so that i can UNLEARN violent, oppressive, harmful thought patterns about trans ppl”
and part of that is not reblogging rhetoric that supports those thought patterns
but at the end of the day it’s not about avoiding transphobic posts on a blogging website
it’s about changing the way we think about trans ppl bc we’ve been taught to think awful, horrible, invalidating, dehumanizing things about them and we have to take responsibility for that and do everything in our power to get rid of that shit so that we don’t hurt the people around us
the goal should not be to see a text post that says “penis = man” and think “i shouldn’t reblog this post bc it includes wording that ppl will call out as transphobic”
the goal should be to see a text post that says “penis = man” and think “i’m not going to reblog that because it’s incorrect”
valentines more like valentines of my fork as i stab somebody
:33 < Happy Valentines day efurryone!!!!!
((based on THESE cats))
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Anonymous asked: im wide awake and have nothing to do
There’s a terrific book you could read. It’s about a symbologist, from Harvard University, who is visiting Rome when an old man is killed. His name is Robert Langdon, and he must team up with gifted French cryptologist Sophie Neveu to crack a special code, and finally get some answers for the old man’s family. It’s called The Da Vinci Code, and I think you’re gonna love it.
THE LEGO MOVIE IS ONLINE APPARENTLY
witchydarling ‘S BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALSO MY BOYFRIEND BY OSMOSIS SAW IT WITH HIS FRIEND JUST NOW
I SHOULD SEE IT IN THEATERS THO
DOES ANYONE WANNA SEE IT. IN THEATERS. WITH THE ME
NOT MY BOYFRIEND
WHATS THIS ABOUT A BOYFRIEND
IT’S JUST ELMO PANTS BOY ALRIGHT ROBBIE’S A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR HE WALKED BY AN WE HAD A BRIEF CONVERSATION ABOUT THE LEGO MOVIE LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED???? I DO NOT KNOW WHY HE MADE THAT POST
i ship nika x elmo pants boy……. theyre ship name is nelmokants
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