plasticpyramidpunk:
“I think I’m gonna listen to Welcome to Nightvale for the first time
”

plasticpyramidpunk:

I think I’m gonna listen to Welcome to Nightvale for the first time

(via plasticbile-moved)

I always like to think of myself as cool and powerful and not caring about other people but again and again I prove to myself that my heart is made of applesauce and I can’t hurt peoples feeling without hating myself even if it was the Roght Thing To do

who wnts to help dig my grave

I just destroyed my first boy of 2k14 it was not as exhilarating as I had hoped

Nobody picks on me because in so beautiful!! Just try to be more perfect

awdreen:
“I got the new toy im also super pumped for the new equestria girls aaa
”

awdreen:

I got the new toy im also super pumped for the new equestria girls aaa

itchy nipple

25 MILLION YEARS BACK!! 65 MILLION RYEARS BACK!! GO DINO!!! IM IN IM IN IM IN IN THE DINO SQUAD

drunkdilf:

when I walk into a room people be like: 

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(via witchydarling)

witchydarling:

this is dumb but u butts deserve it
tagged a number of people but this is for anyone who sees it k ilysm
sorry for my gross face

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SCREW VALENTINES MARRY ME PLS

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murmurs “lemme go pop my tampon out” sexily in ur ear