WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
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I have a drinking game for everyone!
Go to Disneyland, get onto It’s a Small World. You now have three options.
One is to take a shot every time you see a stereotype you recognize.
Two is to take a shot every time you actually understand the words being sang. Hard mode…
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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
The Aquarium near me posted this today
LOOK AT ITS FACE
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But how is Eminem rapping about beating/raping women, killing people, other violent lyrics, etc not a threat to public order? he just gon do When I’m Gone and Stan over and over?
Not to mention Kim. I can’t even listen to that song
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Genetic Forensics Wakes a Dragon
A genetic investigation into the illegal trade of sailfin dragons has unearthed a surprise: a new species of the rainbow-colored lizards that resemble small dinosaurs. The finding highlights just how little is known about these mysterious and threatened animals.
Sailfin lizards (genus Hydrosaurus) look like they were pulled from a child’s coloring book. As the water-loving reptiles mature, their faces, dorsal crests, and saillike tails shift from a drab green and gray to vibrant shades of neon purple, cyan, and harlequin. That’s made them a popular target for an illegal pet trade which—along with destruction of their habitat in the Philippines, eastern Indonesia, and New Guinea—has decimated their numbers. In the wild, only juveniles remain in most populations, says Cameron Siler, the curator of herpetology at the University of Oklahoma, Norman.
This is a full body shot of this lizard, hence the name Sailfin.
THIS IS SOOOO ME
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how does a straight person happen? and how do we get rid of them?
Tbh saying something like “I hate cis people” on tumblr isn’t fighting fire with fire, it’s more like saying “I hate fire” while burning to death only to get lectured by said fire about how not all fire is like that and it occasionally keeps you warm
vaguely threatening Valentine card
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3D PRINTED MEMES
THEY HAVE INVADED THEY PHYSICAL REALM
no
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