you have to surround yourself with people who are are funny in cards against humanity but not quite as funny as you
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I am a Person that Hates Boys.
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drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.
That’s beautiful.
It’s really great for the kids too. Kids learning to read, especially ones who are struggling, benefit from a nonjudgmental audience as much as they benefit from the physical practice of reading. A few states out west do it, I think. No lurking parents or teachers. No one correcting their attempts. They just read at their pace and figure it out. Happy cat and happy learning kid. It’s s great program. They ought to make it an option for everyone.
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You guys wanted mullets? I’ll give you mullets. Welcome to mullet week.
is he smelling her shoulder
me nd my pirate girlfriend .2
Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
