I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.
It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.
I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.
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i wrote a really sort of brutal thing about penises and i don’t think tumblr is ready for it
just got an email with the subject line “WANT TO GROW YOUR PENIS UP TO 10 INCHES??” so i clicked very excitedly but the message was just “me too… :/”
2004 was a dark time for all of us.
shrek is love shrek is life
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me @ 8:30 am after spending the entire night not starting on the paper that’s due this afternoon: would this be a good time to start semi-ironically photoshopping princess twilight sparkle into pictures of me?
me @ 8:35 am:
what

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Frank Taaffe, the Florida man who has made a name for himself appearing on cable news shows to defend George Zimmerman, hosted a radio show geared toward white supremacists, Mother Jones reported on Wednesday.
A progressive activist group, Political Research Associates, posted audio on Tuesdayfrom an October 2013 segment of Taaffe’s show, “Standing Our Ground,” which aired on the White Voice Network. The network reportedly devotes itself to “media, news, and information for White people against White genocide.”
In the segment, Taaffe and co-host Joe Adams debate whether media mogul Oprah Winfrey can be considered a “n**ger.”
“To me she wouldn’t,” said Adams, who wrote a book called the “Save White People Handbook.”
“I think she is,” Taaffe responded, explaining that he thought the slur applied to Winfrey because “she keeps spewing out all that bullsh*t. She goes over to Switzerland and she says that the lady didn’t want to share a handbag because she thought that she couldn’t afford it, and she keeps just doing what she’s doing.”
Taaffe then criticized her for promoting “her boy,” President Barack Obama.
“You know, it’s birds of a feather, they flock together and stick together, and to me, she’s a n**ger,” Taaffe insisted. “Oprah Winfrey’s a n**ger. She’s a n**ger.”
Adams then expressed slight disagreement, saying that while Winfrey “has worked hard, [and is] doing the right thing by her community,” society at large should still use the slur when referring to her. He also claimed that when white people raise issues related to race, “they get called racist, and that is the white equivalent of the n**ger word for me.”
Taaffe, who was Zimmerman’s neighbor around the time Zimmerman was accused of second-degree murder for killing 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, became an outspoken defender of Zimmerman’s in appearances on CNN and other networks. He suggested Martin fit the “ID” of prior burglars in their neighborhood and dismissed Zimmerman’s penchant for collecting firearms by saying, “Boys will have their toys.”
Mother Jones reported that Taaffe also used his platform to defend Michael Dunn, the 47-year-old man who was found not guilty of murder charges for killing another Black teen, Jordan Davis. But following criticism directed toward CNN and sister network HLN, Taaffe announced future appearances on HLN had been canceled.
me @ 8:30 am after spending the entire night not starting on the paper that’s due this afternoon: would this be a good time to start semi-ironically photoshopping princess twilight sparkle into pictures of me?
me @ 8:35 am:

if you hate memes you are not a feminist
if you hate memes you are not a feminist
if you hate memes you are not a feminist
wat
it’s making fun of a post going around that says “if you hate men you are not a feminist”
no. it’s pointing out that memes are the core of feminism. if you reject them you cannot be a feminist
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why is there even such a controversy over why girls are doing better in school. why is this an issue. why cant you just accept for once that men are not fucking better than everything. there is actual proof that girls perform better than boys in school in england but men literally can’t handle that and they have to make up like ten million fucking excuses holy shit
Yeah, no. I mean it’s kind of hilarious how NOW, when it’s about boys, everyone’s making a big fuss and crying “oh no! there must be something wrong with the system!”!
Jokes on these people, because yes, there is something wrong with the system. And it’s what feminism always told you.
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